A Teacher decided to find out what her students could  come up
with, if she gave them proverbs to finish.

She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and
asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their
insight may surprise you.
 
* Better to be safe than....................punch a 5thgrader
 
* Strike while the .........................bug is close
 
* It's always darkest before................Daylight Savings Time
 
* Never underestimate the power of..........termites
 
* You can lead a horse to water but.........how?
 
* Don't bite the hand that..................looks dirty
 
* No news is................................impossible
 
* A miss is as good as a....................Mr.
 
* You can't teach an old dog new............math
 
* If you lie down with dogs, you'll.........stink in the morning
 
* Love all, trust...........................me
 
* The pen is mightier than the..............pigs
 
* An idle mind is...........................the best way to relax
 
* Where there's smoke there's...............pollution
 
* Happy the bride who.......................gets all the presents
 
* A penny saved is..........................not much
 
* Two's company, three's....................the Musketeers
 
* Don't put off till tomorrow what..........you put on to go to bed
 
* Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.... 
   you have to blow your nose
 
* None are so blind as......................Stevie Wonder
 
* Children should be seen and not...........spanked or grounded
 
* If at first you don't succeed.............get new batteries
 
* You get out of something what you.........see  pictured on the box
 
* When the blind leadeth the blind..........get out of the way

 And the favorite...

* Better late than..........................pregnant