Kids Know More
  
  I've learned that my daddy can say a lot of words I can't.  
				--- age 8
  
  I've learned that if you spread the peas out on your plate it looks
  like you ate more. 
				--- age 6
  
  I've learned that just when I get my room the way I like it mom
  makes me clean it up. 
				--- age 13
  
  I've learned that you can be in love with four girls at the same
  time. 
				--- age 9
  
  I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of
  milk. 
				--- age 7
  
  I've learned that if you laugh and drink soda pop at the same time ,
  it will come out your nose. 
				--- age 7 
  
  I've learned that when mommy and daddy shout at each other it scares
  me. 
				--- age 5
  
  I've learned that when daddy kisses me in the mornings he smells
  like a piece of Jolly Rancher candy.  
				--- age 10
  
  I've learned that when I eat fish sticks,  they help me swim faster
  because they're fish. 
				--- age 7
  
  I've learned that when  I wave at people in the country they stop
  what they're doing and wave back.  
				--- age 9
  
  I've learned that when I grow up, I'm going to be an artist.  It's
  in my blood. 
				--- age 8 
  
  I've learned that you can't judge boys by the way they look.  
				--- age 12
  
  I've learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try
  cheering someone else up.  
				--- age 13
  
  I've learned that you should never jump out of a second story window
  using a sheet for a parachute.
				--- age 10
  
  I've learned that parents are very hard to live with.  
				--- age 12

  I've learned that sometimes the tooth fairy doesn't always come.
  sometimes he's broke.
				--- age 8
  
  I've learned that if you talk too long on the phone with a girl,
  your parents suspect something is going on. 
				--- age 11
  
  I've learned that girls sweat just as much as boys. 
				--- age 11
  
  I've learned that when wearing suspenders with one strap down, you
  need to be careful going to the bathroom. 
				--- age 10
  
  I've learned if you put  a June bug down a girls dress, she goes
  crazy. 
				--- age 6
  
  I've learned that it always makes me feel good to see my parents
  holding hands. 
				--- age 13
  
  I've learned that you shouldn't confuse a black crayon with a
  Tootsie Roll. 
				--- age 10
  
  I've learned that I would like to be a horse and live on a ranch, if
  only cowboys didn't wear spurs.  
				--- age 8
  
  I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing
  "Silent Night".  
				--- age 7
  
  I've learned that sometimes I don't like to play ball with daddy
  because he gets mad when I drop the ball. 
				--- age 10
  
  I've learned that milk helps keep your bones from bending over. 
				--- age 7
  
  I've learned that the teacher always calls on me the time  I don't
  know the answer. 
				--- age 9
  
  I've learned how to hold animals without killing them.
				--- age 5
  
  I've learned  that when you have three of your wild friends in the
  car the driver freaks. 
				--- age 9 
  
  I've learned that gold fish don't like jello.  
				--- age 5
  
  I've learned that you should say your prayers every night.  
				--- age 9
  
  I've learned that the older I get the less attention I get. 
				---age 6
  
  I've learned that sometimes my mother laughs so hard that she
  snorts. 
				--- age 7 
  



"Never trust a dog to watch your food." 
       Patrick, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer. "
       Hannah, age 9

"Never tell your mom her diet's not working. "
       Michael, age 14

"Stay away from prunes. " 
       Randy, age 9

"Never pee on an electric fence. " 
       Robert, age 13

"Don't squat with your spurs on. " 
       Noronha, age 13

"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to. " 
       Emily, age 10

"When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. "
       Taylia, age 11

"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school
assignment. " 
       Traci, age 14

"Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're eating crackers. " 
       Mitchell, age 12

"A puppy always has bad breath -- even after eating a Tic-Tac. " 
       Andrew, age 9

"Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time." 
       Kyoyo, age 9

"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. " 
       Armir, age 9

"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. " 
       Kellie, age 11

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. "
       Naomi, age 15

"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick. " 
       Lauren, age 9

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. " 
       Joel, age 10

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on
the phone. " 
       Alyesha, age 13

"Never try to baptize a cat. " 
       Eileen, age 8