In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft
error messages with Haiku poetry messages. They're used to communicate a
timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful
insight through extreme brevity. 

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The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.

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Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.

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Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too
much.

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Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your
screams.

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Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.

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Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But, now it is gone.

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Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is
down.

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A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.

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Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data.  Guess which has
occurred.

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You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not
here.

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Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.

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Having been erased, the document you're seeking must now be retyped.

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Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are
blank.