The Washington Post's Style invitational asked 
readers to take any word from the dictionary, 
alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one 
letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some
past winners:

Intaxication: 
Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: 
Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Bozone: 
(n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that 
stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone 
layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking
down in the near future.

Cashtration: 
(n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the 
subject financially impotent for an indefinite 
period.

Giraffiti: 
Vandalism spray-painted very, very, high.

Sarchasm: 
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and 
the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: 
To take coffee intravenously when you are running 
late.

Hipatitis: 
Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: 
A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

Karmageddon: 
It's like, when everybody is, like, sending off 
all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like,
the Earth explodes and it's like, a totally 
serious bummer.

Glibido: 
All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: 
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when 
they come at you rapidly.

Arachnoleptic fit: 
(n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug: 
(n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets 
into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot 
be cast out.

Caterpallor: 
(n.) The color you turn after finding half a grub 
in the fruit you're eating.